March 21 ~ Joke

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Andrew Shattuck McBride

Two pears walk into a bar.

The bartender throws them out immediately. Why?

They were clearly impaired.

~*~

Andrew Shattuck McBride

 

 

About Andrew Shattuck McBride

I am a writer, editor, writing coach, and consultant. I work in a variety of genres, including poetry, short stories, and creative non-fiction. I also have a couple of novels simmering on back burners. THANK YOU to Nan Macy of Village Books for taking this photo (June 2011).
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2 Responses to March 21 ~ Joke

  1. susanissima says:
    March 22, 2016 at 3:00 PM

    Ha! You made me laugh, Andy! Felt good.

    Reply

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